"Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you've got about a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies -- 'God damn it, you've got to be kind.' "

From "God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater," Kurt Vonnegut, 1922-2007
(Re-blogged from "Good Morning Silicon Valley")

Keith Richards snorted his fathers ashes. 'Snuff said.